Things I’ve learned about surviving as a Soccer mom.
1) Your goal is to be cool not cute! Step out in this heat with a full face if you want to, we’ll standby and watch it all melt or smear! The pro soccer mom’s may can do both but as a beginner, you’re goal is to not pass out as you introduce your body to this heat index of 100,000!
2) Long hair is not an option! Short wigs, ponytails, and messy buns only!! That stuff will either swell or stick!
3) You’ll need an umbrella and a 4 gallon jug of ICED water for YOU & YOUR BABY! You should barely be able to lift it, should have to hold it with both hands and lean back a bit in order to drink it (see demonstration in pic below). If there’s no lean, your jug is too small!
Not venting, just sharing with hopes of helping a future soccer mom out!
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